January 2012
December 2011
When your parents are picking you up from a...
thatweirdassblog:
And they try to take you home:
Dear whoever is reading this, you are beautiful...
there are still some people i’ve followed for a while now but still don’t really talk to, for whatever reason, but we reblog shit from each other all the time and sometimes i look at their icon and i’m like
yeah we homies
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
When your friend trips and falls,
instead of helping them up you’re like,
lovelifefirst asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back!
When you're supposed to be cleaning, but just end...
lolsofunny:
my sister really, really hates when Christmas... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
wrapped that box
put that box in a bigger box
taped that box shut
wrapped the big box
wrapped it again in tissue paper
put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
and put a bow on...
2008: new year new start new me
2009: new year new start new me
2010: new year new start new me
2011: new year new start new me
now: you're still a cunt shut up
When you stop arguing with someone and they say...
totally-relatable:
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Finally watched the Inbetweeners Movie tonight XD
It was great, made awkward though because my parents decided to watch it with me, as our family film for Christmas….. O.o
